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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Mack
    Throw in: drummers and rhythm guitarists who think they have to play louder during someone's solos, as if they have to drive harder for the solo to work!
    That's why I have an MXR micro amp at the end of my chain. They can't compete with that.

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  3. #352

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    When people say “that sounds jazzy”

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomv713
    When people say “that sounds jazzy”
    Although it only happened once that I recall (but the sentiment seems somewhat pervasive) I will add that when I told someone that I play guitar they asked what genre? I replied, “Jazz.” They said, “Then how do you know if you are any good.?”

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    People that reply to posts without using the "reply with quote" option. Unless they are replying to the OP ofcourse.

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    Oh, you play guitar? Rhythm or lead?

  7. #356

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    Oh, you play guitar? I have a friend who plays guitar. He's amazing.

  8. #357

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomv713
    When people say “that sounds jazzy”
    Ooooh, that word.

  9. #358

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    makes me think of jazz hands lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by garybaldy
    People that reply to posts without using the "reply with quote" option. Unless they are replying to the OP ofcourse.
    People that reply w "reply w quote" options in posts w a dozen pics of a guitar and say "nice guitar!"
    Yeah, we know what you're referring to w out having to look at the same dozen pics over and over and over in a thread.
    scroll, scroll, SCROLL....

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    When one drunk at your gig tries to tell you their drunk friend (also there) is an amazing ________ and suggests you let them demonstrate.

    I mean the drunk pro musician can't even muster the guts to ask even on the liquid courage so they send their friend up to do it, demonstrating what a train wreck that will become.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DawgBone
    When one drunk at your gig tries to tell you their drunk friend (also there) is an amazing ________ and suggests you let them demonstrate.

    I mean the drunk pro musician can't even muster the guts to ask even on the liquid courage so they send their friend up to do it, demonstrating what a train wreck that will become.
    My gig, my stage...unless I call YOU.

    Asking directly or cowardly through a friend is such a hack move. As soon as that happens I assume the person can't play for shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lammie200
    They said, “Then how do you know if you are any good.?”
    Lol, you got roasted. I would have said “oh, I’m terrible, but can you believe these guys I get to play with!!”

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr. beaumont
    My gig, my stage...unless I call YOU.

    Asking directly or cowardly through a friend is such a hack move. As soon as that happens I assume the person can't play for shit.
    I usually let people up. Can’t be any worse than I was 6 months ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wintermoon
    People that reply w "reply w quote" options in posts w a dozen pics of a guitar and say "nice guitar!"
    Yeah, we know what you're referring to w out having to look at the same dozen pics over and over and over in a thread.
    scroll, scroll, SCROLL....
    You can edit the 'reply with quote'. The people who just say nice guitar should just 'like' the post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanAllen
    I usually let people up. Can’t be any worse than I was 6 months ago.
    People you don't know? You're a brave man!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanAllen
    I usually let people up. Can’t be any worse than I was 6 months ago.
    Letting an unvetted player sit in is a good way to lose a well paid gig. If it is a tip jar gig, what does it matter? The venue owner is getting exactly what they have paid for.

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    Man, I never let anyone up I don't know, this ain't no jam session. If you suck it makes me look bad and my band look bad, And if that makes me seem like the bad guy, too bad, management isn't paying me for that.
    I've had "singers" approach me countless times. If they or their friends tell me they're the greatest singer in the world I typically ask them to come outside on break and sing a few lines of their best song. Only once was someone qualified and it turned out she was the singer of an armed forces big band.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanAllen
    Lol, you got roasted. I would have said “oh, I’m terrible, but can you believe these guys I get to play with!!”
    She is obviously jazz-opposed. Wouldn’t have mattered if I said my dad was Miles Davis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lammie200
    She is obviously jazz-opposed. Wouldn’t have mattered if I said my dad was Miles Davis.
    Lammie, having met you, if you told me that your dad was Miles Davis, I would have assumed that your mom was unfaithful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lammie200
    She is obviously jazz-opposed. Wouldn’t have mattered if I said my dad was Miles Davis.
    Did his kids even play music? I don’t think that’s the ace-in-a-hole you think it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stringswinger
    Letting an unvetted player sit in is a good way to lose a well paid gig. If it is a tip jar gig, what does it matter? The venue owner is getting exactly what they have paid for.
    If I’m playing to a room of 5 people and one of them is a musician I’ll let them up. Sadly,
    I have more nights like that than rooms of 100+ people. You gotta read the room.

    My monthly gig is a rock/covers bar trying
    something new with a jazz night where they used to have open jam sessions. So sometimes a guy wanders in expecting the jam, I’ll let them come up and do Autumn Leaves or Blue Bossa if they know it.

    Helps the bar sell a beer, which is why we are there.

    The stakes aren’t very high for me, and I know it’s just a gig and if we don’t keep people interested and drinking we will lose it. Year 1 is not the time to be some stuff lipped artist.

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  23. #372

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanAllen
    Did his kids even play music? I don’t think that’s the ace-in-a-hole you think it is.
    You’ve got a good point. Not related to mine, but it is good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lammie200
    You’ve got a good point. Not related to mine, but it is good.
    What are you trying to imply then? That she doesn’t know who Miles is? She doesn’t like his music?

    Maybe it was just a joke, like

    “hang on I have to tune”

    “why bother? it’s jazz”

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    Something like that I suppose. She doesn’t appreciate jazz music, but also wouldn’t know what it is. Nice person, but thick in some ways.

  26. #375

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    I dunno, jazz is only one type of music and everyone has their own taste.