Gibson Les Paul Supreme Jazz Hybrid

**BigDaddyLoveHandles** · 06-15-2014, 04:16 PM

That Lou Pallo just made my pants tight!
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Sorry, the digression in the big archtop thread got the better of me

**Jabberwocky** · 06-16-2014, 04:02 AM

Originally Posted by BigDaddyLoveHandles

That Lou Pallo just made my pants tight!
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Sorry, the digression in the big archtop thread got the better of me

Man finds a bottle on the beach and gives it a rub. Poof! Out pops the Genie. I'll grant you a wish, O, Master. Genie, I want my manhood to touch the ground. Genie claps hands. Thunder. Man stands on the beach on stumps where his legs used to be.

Man loves his mate so much he had her name, WENDY, tattooed on his manhood. In its flaccid state, only WY can be seen. Man walks into the bar and needs to go. While taking a wizz, he can't help but notice that the guy at the urinal over also has WY tattooed on his manhood. Curiosity gets the better of him and so he says, Excuse me. Do you perchance have a mate named Wendy because I see you have WY tattooed there? And the guy says, NO. The man is totally embarrassed and tries to explain how he has his mate's name Wendy tattooed on his manhood and how only WY show when it is flaccid. He can't possibly turn back now and in anguish he cries out, "So, tell me, my good man, what does it say?"

The guy says, "Welcome to Australia Have a nice DAY"

A man wants to know the ladder to success and seeks out the guru in the forest. Guru, oh, guru, where art thy ladder to success? And the guru says, over yonder in thy bald mountain high as the day is long lieth what thou heart seekest.

After many leagues, the man arrives at the foot of the mountain. Lo and behold, a golden ladder. reaching high into the clouds. And an invisible man booms proclaiming, Here art thy Ladder to Success. The man starts climbing. And climbing. And climbing. He must have climbed for days, weeks even. He was about to give up when he sees the end of the ladder. And where the ladder ends stands a man with a Lou Pallo in his hands and a bulge in his tight pants. And the man with the tight pants sez Hi, I'm Cess.