Fender Wine!

**jazzbow** · 11-23-2013, 06:41 AM

I laughed so much I threw up......

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http://www.fender.com/en-GB/features/fender-wines/

I wonder if they will increase in value like all vintage wines?

<cue bad wine jokes>

A glass of burgandy mist will get you pissed

**Vladan** · 11-23-2013, 06:47 AM

Hope thy'll come up with Squier division.

**jazzbow** · 11-23-2013, 07:53 AM

Originally Posted by jazzbow

That big Telecaster bottle is 5 litres/1.3 quarts....

I know musos consume vast amounts of booze...

**rpguitar** · 11-23-2013, 08:04 AM

At least you can be sure it's not MIM.

**Jabberwocky** · 11-23-2013, 08:32 AM

Is the label finished in nitro that checks or polywhatever that doesn't?

I guess one could say that Fender bottled it.

**jorgemg1984** · 11-23-2013, 08:42 AM

Mexico or US?

**newsense** · 11-23-2013, 09:22 AM

I'll bet it has that characteristic twang, with high notes of wood and leather.

**mr. beaumont** · 11-23-2013, 09:35 AM

Bottle has a bolt on neck?

**marcwhy** · 11-23-2013, 09:37 AM

I prefer relic'd.

**kris** · 11-23-2013, 10:11 AM

Pure tube wine...:-)

**AlainJazz** · 11-23-2013, 10:44 AM

This is incredible. I honestly thought it must be a joke. I guess vintage jokes are too obvious.

**yebdox** · 11-23-2013, 11:32 AM

Goes well with lighter fare, like duck or chicken, but if you're serving beef, you will want a nice hearty Gibson Cabernet. Unless you're dining at Eric Johnson's House. He can make anything taste like beef

**palindrome** · 11-23-2013, 12:00 PM

I guess they realized there is a demand for pink elephants to match the white ones.

**Drifter** · 11-23-2013, 01:43 PM

The question is: Will they make guitars out of the casks after a few years?

**Flat** · 11-23-2013, 02:03 PM

"I started Fender burgundy, but soon hit the harder stuff."

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**Top of the Arch!** · 11-23-2013, 02:11 PM

Kind of like Ford coming out with a line of cigars. Anything to make a buck I guess. Sheeesh!

**BigDaddyLoveHandles** · 11-23-2013, 03:34 PM

I guess they figured if folks were already cork sniffing...

**cosmic gumbo** · 11-24-2013, 02:40 AM

I hear these are popular in Colorado...

**Spook410** · 11-24-2013, 03:26 AM

In Fiesta Red, Olympic White, and a nice Mary Kay rose?

**jazzbow** · 11-24-2013, 06:24 AM

Originally Posted by Drifter

The question is: Will they make guitars out of the casks after a few years?

Already done....

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http://www.prnewswire.co.uk/news-rel...179098761.html

**Drifter** · 11-25-2013, 06:15 PM

Yeah, I know. Nice guitar, I wonder how it smells. And how it sounds, of course.

Is that KT Tunstall? Does she play it on one of her albums?

**jazzbow** · 11-25-2013, 07:34 PM

The back and sides look like oak from the barrel, I'm not sure about the top tho'.

Apparently the smell is divine! The guitar that is, and probably K T as well........