Considering manufacturing a small, portable jazz speaker cab

[213Cobra]

19 lbs for the speaker, 4 for the amp and cab.

Yeah, with that stand / "cab" I think it will tip right over. -Phil

[GuyBoden]

"Generally speaking, the bigger the cab the bigger it sounds, assuming you're using decent materials and all things being equal, if you have a cab that's slightly bigger, it's going to sound slightly fuller." Paul Gough of Zilla Speaker Cabs

Seriously, I've tried a Speaker only with no cab, it didn't sound very good. But, designing how a guitar speaker/cab sounds is an art form, not a science.

Edit: I know you're joking, but designing the cab/speaker for a guitar sound is very interesting.

[Cunamara]

"Generally speaking, the bigger the cab the bigger it sounds, assuming you're using decent materials and all things being equal, if you have a cab that's slightly bigger, it's going to sound slightly fuller." Paul Gough of Zilla Speaker Cabs

Jack's speaker has a cab the size of the room. For the win!

[nevershouldhavesoldit]

you do realize this was a gag-post?

That message may not have been universally received, Jack.

[Sleeko]

It'll huff, it'll puff but it will never blow you away. Very stylish though lol.

[Jabberwocky]

It's so stupidly practical that it has sublimated into genius.

With apologies in advance to my Jewish friends for bringing up the Jew's Harp (the moniker doesn't sit comfortably with me for I have been accused of being anti-semitic before for bringing up Woody Allen's self-deprecating jokes) may I present to you the Jew's Cab.

* I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer and never will be: back in the 1990s I met a very pretty girl who was phenotypically African by descent (all right, Elon Musk is African, too, but let's not go there) and I asked her where she was from. "Sweden," she said. I choked on my long island iced tea and said spontæneously, "I didn't know there are black people in Sweden!" As soon as the words escaped my mouth I knew I had made a colossal mistake because if looks could kill...Damn you, ABBA, the then Sweden National Football Team, skiers and lissom Playmates for putting that damned idea into my pinhead. Did I mention she was very pretty, too?

[Cunamara]

The world is diverse and getting diverser. Despite the efforts of some to prevent it. Time and tides wait for no one.