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this is my first real post here... and i had the impression that this was a friendly place... until i found this thread...
compared to the history of western music theory, jazz theory is a fairly new
game which is turning more into a business than anything else imo.
but going back to the origins and sources (mainly german theorists - piston and his 'common practice harmony' came into play much later) of 'Funktionstheorie' (great article in german: Funktionstheorie ) and 'Stufentheorie' (in english: Diatonic_function) might be interesting to some... i don't think classical theory vs. jazz theory is really a big issue as long jazz composition/analysis is just an excuse to 'blow over changes'... within short structural forms/cycles...
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02-11-2011 06:47 PM
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I try to be aware of similarities and differences between harmonic areas.
Common tones can connect chords seamlessly and the differences can delineate the evolving harmony.
Here's an attempt to pull the modes closer to each other.
Ema7 (lydian)
EF#G#A#BC#D#--------the A# anticipates the Bb
Fm7 (phrygian)
FGbAbBbCDbEb-----------the Db links to the previous C#
C#m7 (dorian)
C#D#EF#G#A#B--------the A# links to the Bb
or C#m7 (phrygian)
C#DEF#G#AB------------the A anticipates C Major
Cma7 (lydian)
CDEF#GAB---------------the F# links to C#m7
Am7 (dorian)
ABCDEF#G---------------same scale
F#m7 (phrygian)
F#GABC#DE---------closer to Am7
or F#m7 (aeolian)
F#G#ABC#DE-------closer to C#m7
C#m7 (phygian)
C#DEF#G#AB--------same scale
Cma7 (lydian)
CDEF#GAB------------F# links to previous chord as well as the repeat A section of Ema7 and the B section Dma7
B section
DMaj7-CMaj7-DMaj7-EbMaj7 repeat EbMaj7-F#Maj7(+5)-Ab/E
The first 4 chords has the same contour as the diatonic Dm7 Cm7 Dm7 Ebma7 but with parallel Major 7th's
Dma7 (ionian)
DEF#GABC#---------G natural is closer Cma7
Cma7 (lydian)
CDEF#GAB --------F# links to Dma7 before and after
Dma7 (ionian)
DEF#GABC#
Ebma7 (lydian)
EbFGABbCD--------A links to Dma7
Ebma7 (ionian)
EbFGAbBbCD
Gbma7+ (3rd mode Eb melodic minor)
GbAbBbCDEbF----------Ab links Eb ionian and Ema7+
Ab/E or Ema7+ (3rd mode of C# melodic minor)
That's all for now.
Welcome oneworld
Has anyone seen a more joyous people than the Egyptians today, an incredible moment.
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Originally Posted by bako
yes, incredible... reminded me of the fall of the berlin wall back in '89...
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Bako,
Dig your analysis, I usually don't think to use the Phrygian scale on minor chords, I'll give it a shot.
In transcribing the melody/solos, I found that the Natural 9 is used on the minor chords throughout, but that's just one way of doing it.
Thank you for your input, I dig the ideas.
and Yeah it's pretty magical what is happening in Egypt today.
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Originally Posted by timscarey
How do you explain the E7 in m.4? The Dm7 in m.8? The Fm7 and Bdim7 in m.15? They are great examples of non-functional, non-diatonic harmony that works through voice-leading.
Measure 17 has a nice example of bIIIMaj7#5 serving dominant function.
Originally Posted by timscarey
Ultimately, your condemnation is based on two flawed assumptions: 1. The most important thing that theory can tell us is what scale to use. 2. Scales are the only way to improvise.
Also, how do you think these classical guys are choosing the melody notes. Are they picking them randomly? No, they are using the same logic that jazz guys do. It's just more obvious to them so they don't need to talk about it constantly. And seeing how chords voice-lead can be very valuable for improvisers. For some of us, it is far more important that droning on about scales.
You jazzers seem to think that you invented the question, "What notes fit over this chord?" It is the same question that every composer has been asking for 500 years. It's just that people with formal classical training don't find the need to drone on and on about it because it is usually pretty obvious, or you just use your ear.
Originally Posted by timscarey
Originally Posted by timscarey
Originally Posted by timscarey
Originally Posted by timscarey
Originally Posted by timscarey
If you think that that is inadequate, then provide your own. But it seems that you fall into the category of people on this forum who distrust any analysis that goes beyond, "What scale do I play?" For those of us that are not scalar players, understanding voice-leading is extremely helpful. I usually avoid the "What scale do I play?" things because I went through all that mental masturbation 15 years ago and it just bores the hell out of me. Really, is it that hard people?
And I fail to see any analysis here that goes beyond the scope of classical theory. Bako's analysis is good, but again, it is all stuff that derives ultimately from classical theory. Even the "What scale do I play?" question comes from classical. They need to know what notes fit over a given chord. They may not feel the need to group the notes into scales in the same way, but scales are just collections of notes. And there is a lot of 20th century works that have much more disjunct chord movement and more scalar melodies that do require similar analysis.
Originally Posted by timscarey
There are not two theories. Really, there is a large Venn diagram of classical theory and many sub-theories that overlap in various ways. If you're analyzing Bach, you use different principles than Palestrina. Mozart need some new analysis techniques, as did Beethoven, Chopin, Stauss, Wagner, Mahler, Bartok, Ravel, Stravinsky, Penderecki, Part, Reich, Cage, etc. Jazz is just another sub-category.
Again, point to one thing that is not in classical theory.
Peace,
Kevin
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Originally Posted by timscarey
How do you explain the E7 in m.4? The Dm7 in m.8? The Fm7 and Bdim7 in m.15? They are great examples of non-functional, non-diatonic harmony that works through voice-leading.
Measure 17 has a nice example of bIIIMaj7#5 serving dominant function.
Originally Posted by timscarey
Ultimately, your dismissal is based on two flawed assumptions: 1. The most important thing that theory/analysis can tell us is what scale to use. 2. Scales are the only way to improvise.
Also, how do you think these classical guys are choosing the melody notes. Are they picking them randomly? No, they are using the same logic that jazz guys do. It's just more obvious to them so they don't need to talk about it constantly. And seeing how chords voice-lead can be very valuable for improvisers. For some of us, it is far more important that droning on about scales.
You jazzers seem to think that you invented the question, "What notes fit over this chord?" It is the same question that every composer has been asking for 500 years. It's just that people with formal classical training don't find the need to drone on and on about it because it is usually pretty obvious, or you just use your ear.
Originally Posted by timscarey
Originally Posted by timscarey
Originally Posted by timscarey
Originally Posted by timscarey
Originally Posted by timscarey
If you think that that is inadequate, then provide your own. But it seems that you fall into the category of people on this forum who distrust any analysis that goes beyond, "What scale do I play?" For those of us that are not scalar players, understanding voice-leading is extremely helpful. I usually avoid the "What scale do I play?" things because I went through all that mental masturbation 15 years ago and it just bores the hell out of me. Really, is it that hard people?
And I fail to see any analysis here that goes beyond the scope of classical theory. Bako's analysis is good, but again, it is all stuff that derives ultimately from classical theory. Even the "What scale do I play?" question comes from classical. They need to know what notes fit over a given chord. They may not feel the need to group the notes into scales in the same way, but scales are just collections of notes. And there is a lot of 20th century works that have much more disjunct chord movement and more scalar melodies that do require similar analysis.
Originally Posted by timscarey
There are not two theories. Really, there is a large Venn diagram of classical theory and many sub-theories that overlap in various ways. If you're analyzing Bach, you use different principles than Palestrina. Mozart need some new analysis techniques, as did Beethoven, Chopin, Stauss, Wagner, Mahler, Bartok, Ravel, Stravinsky, Penderecki, Part, Reich, Cage, etc. Jazz is just another sub-category.
Again, point to one thing that is not in classical theory. All you've done is change the question and then claim that I didn't answer it.
Originally Posted by czardas
And I'm still waiting for you example of a diminished chord built with a d3 interval. Using bad translations of Dutch doesn't count.
Peace,
KevinLast edited by ksjazzguitar; 02-12-2011 at 02:12 AM.
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Originally Posted by ksjazzguitar
The example I presented has full minor 7th chords functioning alongside diatonic 7th chords (keep in mind these chords have no tritone) your example does not show Chopin using this kind of harmony. The fact that it is non-diatonic and non-functioning is too vague, there are so many chords that fit that description, I'm trying to give you a specific example. Emaj7-Fmin7 or the same thing in another key.
Also, I think we are getting closer to the point, and that is that the function of Jazz theory is improvising over changes. There is the answer to your question.. "what is the division between classical and jazz theory".... improvising over changes, that is the difference.
also, that whole squirrel thing..... wow man, I'm going to say it.
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seriously guy, make music, it'll make you feel better.
bed time.Last edited by timscarey; 02-12-2011 at 05:42 AM.
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Quite a discussion here.
My opinion is that Music Theory is universal to all genres of music, encompassing every style of music which pleases the ear and resolves around a theme.
How to use theory to define music in mathematical intervals is theoretically possible, but as a community we lack clearly articulated examples to study from.
Learning violin none of my teachers talked about Theory. Our focus was on technique and reading notation. To play classical music does not require any knowledge of theory.
Does a parrot understand what he speaks?
Many musicians who don't read notation understand theory, how chords and scales work together, and demolished chords too.
If the goal is to play what you hear or imagine then studying theory is a quicker way to get there.
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Originally Posted by timscarey
Originally Posted by timscarey
Originally Posted by timscarey
The point is the abstraction of the principle, not finding that exact pattern. The point is to see what the pattern is doing so that you can see it in other places. The technique being used in both case is the connection of non-diatonic, non-functional harmony through voice-leading. They are clear examples of the same principle. The choice of chord quality is merely aesthetic - it is the principle being discussed here, not whether of not is sounds jazzier to use Maj7 or X7.
But the technique being used in both cases is the same, even if the aesthetics of each genre causes them to use different chord qualities. The point of the thread was to find a jazz technique that didn't have a precedent in classical, and you've failed so far, QED. The only thing you've managed to do is hijack the thread to talk about your tune and to ask, "What scale do I use?"
First you wanted to know if there was a precedent to this technique in classical. There was, but that wasn't good enough, you wanted an example. I provided and examples, but that wasn't good enough, because you couldn't see minor 7th chords working as VL chords. I pointed out that there were, but that wasn't good enough because they aren't connecting to major 7th chords. Even if I combed through 100,000 hours of classical music from the 20th century (not my favorite music to begin with) and found an example, there would still be something wrong with that I'm sure.
And it still misses the point that it is the principle being tested, not the exact chord change. It is very amateurish to think of theory of collections of exact chord changes. Besides, as a theory teacher once told me, "There is not melody of chord change that you can write that Wagner hasn't already done twice." If you examined the literature, you're realize that that is (even if hyperbollically) true. But you guys learn a little bit of CPP literature and theory in school and you think that that is where classical music ends. But the fault is y'all's ignorance, not classical's narrowness. It is much more broad than - in theory and literature - than you guys seem to realize.
Originally Posted by timscarey
And you are also putting an unnecessary brick wall between composition and improv. They are the same process, just in different time frames. They use all the same techniques. When you compose jazz, do you use a completely different theory than when you improvise? Please explain. Can you give an example of a theoretical technique that you use when you improvise that has no place in composition?
Originally Posted by timscarey
I started this conversation because I hoped we could have a discussion that went beyond, "What scale do I use?" But the anti-theory guerrillas took it over.
Originally Posted by davidblair
Originally Posted by davidblair
And the point of jazz is that it has combined composition and performance into one. Much modern classical has unfortunately divided the two. So jazz players look just at classical performers and think that they have nothing in common. But you have to look at the whole process, not just one part of it.
Originally Posted by davidblair
Does a parrot do that? Often jazz musicians have a warped idea of what classical is because they had a year and a half of piano lessons when they were 9 or they played in the high school marching band. Classical performance is much more complicated than you guys seem to think.
And it is much more creative than jazzers seem to think. It is not (usually) creative in terms of what notes you play, but it is very creative in the way you choose to express those notes and their relationships to each other. It is the kind of thing that is hard to see until you've gotten down into the mud with it.
Jazz guys are woefully uninformed about what goes on in the classical world. It looks like mindless reading of notes so that is how they label it.
Originally Posted by davidblair
Originally Posted by davidblair
Peace,
KevinLast edited by ksjazzguitar; 02-12-2011 at 01:16 PM.
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Originally Posted by bako
Originally Posted by bako
Look at Satie's Le Fils des Etoilles. With quartal harmony no less! (Another thing that jazzers think that they invented. ) Or look at Debussy's "Nuages" (from his Nocturnes) for triadic harmony being planed. Or take a look at Ravel's "Menuett" from Tombeau de Couperin. Look in m.57 for another great example. I would say m.55, but there is a color change in one of the chords. To make it easier, m.57 is the 25 measure after the key change.
You guys keep looking for other explanations for this, but the explanation is clear to anyone with a background in music theory. Jazz piano players do this all the time (because many of them love playing through Impressionist piano music, Bill Evans for example.) Maria Schneider does it too in her arrangements, lot's of people do. This is not some "out there" technique, but it requires getting beyond the notion that theory is just about "What scale do I play?"
Originally Posted by bako
I could go on, but you get the idea. I think that this "this notes relates to the previous and following keys" approach can be good in some situation, but with something like this, players often approach it more quasi-modally (Wasn't he that hunchback guy, "Quasimodally"?) They approach each chord as it's own entity chord/scale entity because there is no functional harmony. He's already used common-tone modulation to connect the chords so he doesn't feel the need to do it with the extensions too.
If you start taking apart his solo, he's not really running a lot of scales. He's more playing chordal licks for each chord that connect together. The chordal licks blend together because the chords voice lead so well together. Remember that line analysis where I showed that every chord tone in the first 4 chords is approachable by a preceding chord tone by either common tone of half-step? A quick look through the rest chords shows similar voice-leading. Although some have whole-steps to voice leading, they all share at least 2 or 3 common-tones (As Bako also pointed out.)
He has constructed the tune so that as long as he stays around the chord tones, they will always voice-lead correctly. This is why the linear analysis that I was trying to do is so important to understanding and playing a tune like this. This guys isn't thinking about scales, he's thinking about how the voices lead. He's thinking like a piano player, not like a guitar player. So, it turns out that my linear voice-leading analysis (instead of "What scale do I play") was much closer to how Glasper was thinking. But I guess that it was easier just to mock it as irrelevant, eh Tim?
Again, theory has more to offer than "What scale do I play?" In fact, for many of us, that is about the most boring question that can be asked about a tune.
Peace,
KevinLast edited by ksjazzguitar; 02-12-2011 at 03:03 PM.
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Originally Posted by czardas
Sure, you can build a chord with a d3 and call it a diminished chord. I can build a box out of wood and call it a "cow," but that doesn't mean that I can get milk from it and it doesn't prove that cows are made out of wood.
If you think that it is "established theory," then show me an example. Don't make one up or use badly translated Dutch to hide behind, show me this mythical chord. Or I can just go on assuming that you're just someone that makes things up. You refered to it as "basic chord construction" as I remember. No, it's not, you just don't know your intervals. You were at a prestigious European conservatory for 6 years and they never taught you how to build basic chords? Why do I get more and more suspicous of your "prestigious" education with each of your posts?
Originally Posted by czardas
Second of all. No harmonic context was given! You can't add one ex post facto and them blame me for not reading your mind! Here is the original quote:
Originally Posted by czardas
Lastly, I find it odd that the original posting for this has magically disappeared. You have a habit of deleting from and adding to posts after they've already been responded to. This is dishonest and ... well ... I won't tell you the adjective I would use. We all go back and add clarifications and corrections in posts, and sometimes we even make mistakes. But to delete information after the discussion has gone on wrong. Accidents happen, but I've seen you do this at least 3 times in this thread. Once the discussion has moved on, you shouldn't change previous posts except to clear up typos or to add something in editorial brackets.
Look, I don't care about your stupid new chord system. That chord sounds like garbage anyway. Why invent a new system to label it? I remember watching an episode of "Monk" where he was alphabetizing and color coding his files before he sent them to the incinerator. There is no problem with standard chord notation and your system doesn't solve it even if there was. If you want to convince the world to change the way we label chords, then start your own thread as it has nothing to do with this thread, even tangentially.
Peace,
Kevin
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I hesitate to enter this debate, but...
Originally Posted by ksjazzguitar
That's not to deny that one can build a chord (of some kind) with a diminished 3rd.
And I know you're not denying that. This is just a terminological dispute. The question is whether it's right or not (or conventional or not) to call it some kind of diminished chord (say with a dim5 and/or dim7 too): allowing that there might be more varieties of diminished chord than exist in jazz.
Or - (seeing as I'm ignorant here) - is there a conventional name (in classical theory) for a chord with a diminished 3rd, other than an inverted augmented 6th of some kind? If there is, that ought to solve the issue... (or even if it is just an augmented 6th)
Originally Posted by ksjazzguitar
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Originally Posted by JonR
Just having a diminished interval in chord does not make it a diminished chord. The Maj7b5 has a diminished interval it. The 7#5 has a d3 in it (between the #5 and the b7.) Are these "diminished" chords? No. I understand you are just trying to search for middle ground, but the consequences are too grave.
Originally Posted by JonR
Or, if Am7 is in first inversion, is that really a "major chord" because that first interval is M3? Is dimMaj7 in second inversion really an augmented chord because the bottom interval is an A3? No, that's not how we build chords.
A diminished chord is built off of a diminished triad, by definition.
He's just trying to do back flips to avoid admitting that he doesn't know what he's talking about. First he tried to defend it with badly translated Dutch (even though he claims to know all the chord names in English, his native language) and now apparently he's going back and deleting his mistakes.
Originally Posted by JonR
It can work, but it is not the usual way to do it. But the bigger point was that he was adding in an harmonic context ex post facto and blaming me for not reading his mind. When I see a G13b9, I usually assume it is going to CMaj7. But his mythical G13b9♮9#11#5? Who knows where it's going or why anyone would want to play it? (If anyone has.) I don't see the need for czardas to unilaterally reinvent chord notation to accommodate all the chords that people don't use - or to throw a hissy fit because we don't all get in line behind him like sheep.
Originally Posted by czardas
Originally Posted by czardas
Grove defines a "diminished triad" as "A chord built of two minor 3rds, for example B–D–F or C–Eb–Gb." and a "diminished seventh chord" as "A chord formed from a diminished triad with added diminished 7th, for example B–D–F–Ab." and a "half-diminished seventh chord" as "A half-diminished chord spans a minor 7th, and is built from two minor 3rds and a major 3rd, as in D–F–Ab–C."
Can you show me your source (in English, not poorly translated Dutch) where a diminished chord is defined as any combination of notes that has a diminished interval somewhere in it?
I've tried to be patient with you, but you are just making things up, refusing to admit that you're wrong, going back and deleting things to hide your idiocy and you insist on hijacking this thread to push with your "Czardas' Great New Chord Labelling System." You just aren't worth my time. Unless you have something OT to add (or want to explain any of the basic theory 101 mistakes that you have made and deleted to hide you foolishness) then just go away, you troll. I can forgive a lot, but lying and trying to hide your mistakes by editing and deleting old posts - that is beyond the pale. On some forums that would get you booted.
Peace,
KevinLast edited by ksjazzguitar; 02-12-2011 at 05:04 PM.
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Am I the only one that finds deleting your old mistakes from old posts in an ongoing discussion to be dishonest and cowardly?
Peace,
Kevin
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I listened to the tune but I didn't fully take in the melody. I stated 2 times that the melody is where an analysis should start and where I should have started but didn't due to time constraints. I dealt solely with the chords, my bad. What I wrote was mere brainstorming out loud, quick observations , not an analysis but we appeared to be thinking largely on the same track and said many of the same things. I also look for voice leading line possibilities as you suggested, to create melodic logic in chord voicings and to craft melodies around their skeletal structure.
I improvise with an awareness of commonalities and differences in the chords and their other possible associated notes.
What I wrote out with associated scales was aimed at pointing out how to bring the notes together with maximum commonalities.
I wasn't saying that Glasper's m7's were phrygian or that one should improvise over m7 using those notes. Phrygian just added one more common tone. I like to be aware of the implications of all 12 notes at all times but that doesn't mean I have use them. For me scales are just a way of codifying the most prominent 7 out of 12. If all I play is 2 chord tones that's fine too.
"The first 4 chords has the same contour as the diatonic Dm7 Cm7 Dm7 Ebma7 but with parallel Major 7th's"
I am describing how I heard the sequence, that it struck me as a parallel Ma7 version of this diatonic common sequence.
Planing works to name it in general, root motion is one thing that can bring logic to parallel motion.
When I have had the chance to take classes with masterful classical and jazz musicians and or play gigs with them it is an honor and I try to absorb as much as I can. I agree with you that the only difference between improvisation and composition is the time frame but that does have some implications as to how best prepare for each. I believe that every musician regardless of genre has to deal with the questions "What can be done and what do I want to do" Stereotypes get in the way of thinking and prevent us from taking advantage of resources that are helpful in our pursuits.
I would like to see you to present more musical examples here and less proselytizing, battling for your causes and disrespecting people.
Each musical example well understood can offer something valuable. A person with your typing skills can choose to be a force for good or evil.
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Originally Posted by ksjazzguitar
Originally Posted by ksjazzguitar
Originally Posted by ksjazzguitar
I haven't checked back in my Real Books...
Originally Posted by ksjazzguitar
It's like trying to pretend that one didn't say something that one did say.
Realising one was wrong (or at least confused), but lacking the courage to admit it.
In fact, I think we should regard deleting one's posts as a tacit admission of guilt...
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Bako, that's cool.
I often use that smooth chord/scale transition approach with an unexplained chord here and there, but I think that a song like this with so many odd chords that at some point it makes more sense to think of them as chord/scale islands. It works for some songs anyway, less so with others.
I wasn't trying to vent on you specifically. I remember you've mentioned the importance of the melody. I'm just getting at this "paint-by-numbers" scale approach that I find so unmusical. Especially if you listen to the solo and hear that that is so not how he is thinking.
Originally Posted by bako
Originally Posted by bako
Wouldn't it be more disrespectful for me to just assume that they're lying when they indignantly say that they know all the theory? I prefer to catch someone in a lie before I call them a liar.
And frankly, I find some of the stuff others have done in this thread much more disrespectful. Trolling, lying, deleting mistakes to hide them, adding things to your past posts to put the other side out of context, hijacking the thread to push some bizarre sudoku chord numbering system, etc.
Peace,
Kevin
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Originally Posted by JonR
One place it might work is in a parallel structure, something like: B13b9 - E7#9 - A13b9 - Dm7
-8--7--6--5---
-9--8--7--6---
-8--7--6--5---
-7--6--5--7---
----------5---
-7--0--5------
I think that parallel major triad on top gives it some structure that makes it work.
But if it sounds good to you, go for it. It just usually sounds a little off to me.
-5--7--6--
-4--4--3--
-5--5--3--
-5--4--3--
-0--5-----
-------3--
That just sounds odd to my ears. It just makes that Bb in the last chord sound "wrong" to my ears. That Gm7 doesn't sound like a tonic to me.
But if you can make it sound purty, then I won't stand in your way. Better men than me have made it work, maybe you're one of them.
Peace,
KevinLast edited by ksjazzguitar; 02-12-2011 at 06:38 PM.
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Originally Posted by czardas
Peace,
Kevin
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Originally Posted by czardas
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Originally Posted by JonR
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Originally Posted by czardas
Here, I'll quote the evidence in your own words. Oh wait, I can't - you deleted it all! You shredded all the evidence so people couldn't see how uninformed you really are. Cute. You shredded all the evidence like a mob lawyer about to be indicted.
Most of this would just make you an idiot who is distorting his knowledge on the subject and pretending to know things that he doesn't understand. That would be forgivable. Welcome to the internet.
What makes you a PAB is that you then went and deleted any mistakes that you made so that: 1) People can't see what an uninformed troll you are and 2) All of the comments about your foolishness are now out of context. Your attempt to hide your own foolish words is an attempt to escape responsibility for your own words and to make others look foolish, boxing at shadows.
You claim that it is because what you said was taken out of context. How can your own post be out of context? It is one thing to say that the quotes of your text in other people's posts are out of context (which they weren't) but are you saying that you were putting your own ideas out of context?!?!? The only reason to complain about "out of context" is what others are quoting from you in their posts. If that were the case then the smartest thing to do would be to leave them up and make me look foolish. No, the only problem could have been that they were 100% in context and the only way you could hide that was by deleting your own posts. You deleted your mistakes because you were too childish to admit that you were pretending to know things that you didn't. This is in addition to adding things to your posts after to make it appear as if you'd said things that you didn't, to make the criticisms of your idiocies seem out of place.
Now, even more childishly, it appears that you've gone back and deleted almost all of your posts, like some kid who didn't get to play pitcher so he's going to take his baseball home and pout. All because I wouldn't let you make up your own definition of a diminished chord and I thought that your invented chord system wasn't needed?
How old are you? 11?
You know, people not knowing the minutia of theory - I have no problem with that. But when they start pretending that they know it it gets on my nerves (Christ, you don't even know how a diminished chord is built!) When they start fabricating this great education (that is countered every time they type some new inanity) that gets even more annoying. When the start pumping their harebrained theories even though they have yet to even learn the basics, that is a lot to bare. When they don't have the critical thinking skills to make or follow a basic argument, that is a load.
But when you start lying and trying to add and delete from old messages to distort what happened, that is just offensive. That is cowardly lying in an attempt to smear other people. It makes you a child and a liar. And then in the end your immaturity in deleting everything, in one final hissy-fit, that is just beyond belief. That is just the lowest of the low.
You seemed to be offended that I wasn't taking your words seriously. But it appears that it is you who is not taking the words that come out of you mouth seriously. Maybe if you started to put some thought and care into the words that came out of your mouth and respected them enough to let them stand on their own without your "creative" doctoring, then others might start to respect them. I don't know who it is over there, but over here respect is not a birthright, it has to be earned.
Good day to you, sir!
Peace,
KevinLast edited by ksjazzguitar; 02-13-2011 at 02:00 AM.
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The diagnosis looks grim....
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Originally Posted by czardas
Originally Posted by czardas
I'm sorry, but you have no idea what you are talking about. I'm sure it will shock some to find that I actually hold back. But you are an effing moron. No holds barred at this point.
Where is this "prestigious European conservatory" where you studied theory for six years? Please, enlighten us. Where do they teach someone for six years and not explain how triads are built? Please, I'd like to write them a letter and ask them how someone could study there for six years and not know basic triad construction.
Originally Posted by czardas
But you deleted it all because you are a coward and a liar.
Who's going to believe in your new magical chord system if you don't even know basic theory? Aren't you getting a little ahead of yourself? How can you even evaluate the current system if you so clearly don't understand it?
Originally Posted by czardas
I don't know what "conservatory" means over there, but here it is a very prestigious music university, only accepting the best and costing a lot of money. They definitely know how to build their triads (probably before they get there) and they definitely end up studying a lot of CPP music, which you say that you have very little exposure to. (?!?!?!? ) So, you have six years in a prestigious European conservatory and you don't know how to build triads and have (by your own words) very little exposure to Bach and other CPP composers? It sounds like we cover more in a year of community college here than you did in six years at a prestigious conservatory. Really, I'm supposed to swallow that?
This is beyond pathetic.
Peace,
KevinLast edited by ksjazzguitar; 02-13-2011 at 04:10 AM.
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I've had just about enough of you Kevin. Maniac
Last edited by czardas; 02-13-2011 at 05:26 AM.
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