How would you play this on guitar?

[jim777]

[SandChannel]

... I am confused. If you are not already on top of the piano when playing, where are you sitting?

[mr. beaumont]

I think MAYBE jim777 posted this just for the sake of humor?

[jazznylon]

680640

[AllanAllen]

Reading this thread pains me.

[grahambop]

Demonstrated on piano at 1:15 here.

[jads57]

Great Balls Of Fire!

[ragman1]

Oh, right, it is a real piece for two buttocks. Well played, sir. Perfect timing.

[Mick-7]

I believe Frank's score for guitar says to play this tone cluster at that point: 4-0-4-0-4-0

with the direction, "alla gluteal."

[pauln]

Except I'd be wearing a sports jacket and wingtips... and playing jazz with four fingers

[Bobby Timmons]

Is it to be played by a nice buttocks, or an icky man buttocks?

[ragman1]

Do women have buttocks? Or just men?

[RJVB]

I think you'd need a guitar with a keyboard!

[Peter C]

Well for starters, guitars don't have a keyboard, so that's a bummer. I'm also personally very slow reading bass clef and the following measure contains 3 accidental sharps. Not gonna happen.

[nevershouldhavesoldit]

Cheek to Cheek!