Don't bend.....or else get fret wear....

[Stefan Eff]

A heavy grip is problematic for the frets…and for your playing.

[Gregc57]

Hey, it is called Guitar Quackery, after all!

[Jimmy Smith]

I've had all my fretboards re-done with mithril and it's out of this world!

Apparently the forum is mad at stainless steel? :P

[Jabberwocky]

15% tin, 1% iron, 0.1% titanium and the rest is copper

I should hope not.

[Maxxx]

And you should not make love to or bend your wife.. cos, you know, microscopic wear and tear.