The Jazz Guitar Chord Dictionary
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    Coming this Fall: The only jazz guitar instruction pamphlet you need-1626018674194-jpg

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    Comes ten years late...

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    A pamphlet? I ain't got no stinkin' time for a pamphlet.

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    Good going, Jeff.
    Looking forward to it.

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    Guaranteed not be the quickest


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    Benefits to pamphlet over book:

    1. Prints out on one sheet of paper if you use both sides

    2. Can be read in one trip to toilet, unlike heavy, overworded books

    3. Can be discreetly disposed of on rack at doctors office.

    4. Cost only $1 (USD) and all proceeds will go towards the purchase of another guitar i don't need.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr. beaumont
    Benefits to pamphlet over book:

    1. Prints out on one sheet of paper if you use both sides

    2. Can be read in one trip to toilet, unlike heavy, overworded books

    3. Can be discreetly disposed of on rack at doctors office.

    4. Cost only $1 (USD) and all proceeds will go towards the purchase of another guitar i don't need.
    Thanks Jeff, should look great along with the other guitar magazines on my $5,000 bespoke coffee table.

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    I'm in. Hmm in 10 years I'll be 73. Well if I do or I don't, I'll still be 73 in 10 years... I hope

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    "Practice!"


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    There are no wrong notes if you crank the chorus up high enough

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    “Vanity lesson”?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr. beaumont
    Benefits to pamphlet over book:

    1. Prints out on one sheet of paper if you use both sides

    2. Can be read in one trip to toilet, unlike heavy, overworded books

    3. Can be discreetly disposed of on rack at doctors office.

    4. Cost only $1 (USD) and all proceeds will go towards the purchase of another guitar i don't need.
    Golly Jeff, I'd pay $1.50 for the pamphlet!

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    Does this mean I can SUE you if I can't play Voyage like Kenny Barron in 10 years time?

    Goody :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by ragman1
    Does this mean I can SUE you if I can't play Voyage like Kenny Barron in 10 years time?

    Goody :-)
    Nope, my method only promises you won't suck, if you actually work hard.

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    if you work hard
    Damn, I knew there was a catch

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    I'm sure there's a corollary somewhere with the Peter Principle. That says that, where employees are consistently promoted up to a competence level beyond which they can't go, it can be safely assumed that all the people in top jobs are incompetent.

    It's nonsense, of course, but fun :-)

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    Too bad Mad bit the dust.

    Missed opportunities. (Maybe a DC Bizarro World reissue?)...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ragman1
    I'm sure there's a corollary somewhere with the Peter Principle.
    I have a 'peter principle': Principally my peter can't get it up...

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