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HOW DO YOU GET A GUITAR PLAYER TO TURN DOWN? PUT A CHART IN FRONT OF HIM!
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09-24-2020 10:23 PM
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Difference between a jazz guitarist and a pop guitarist. One plays 1000s of chords for an audience of 3, the other plays 3 chords in front of an audience of 1000s. This is an exaggeration: pop songs have a max of 2 chords nowadays.
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Originally Posted by joelf
"You'll have to stop masturbating".
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"Because I'm trying to give you a physical examination".
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An Irishman who moves to the US, enters a bar and orders three beers. He quietly drinks them all and leaves. This becomes a daily occurrence. The bartender finally asks:
"Do you mind if I ask why you always order three beers for yourself in a single sitting"?
"Well", he answers, "my brothers and I used to have a daily beer back in Ireland. Now that I've moved here on my own, I've decided to carry on the tradition and buy two extras for each of my brothers".
This ritual goes on for some months until one day, the man enters the bar and orders only two beers. The place becomes silent and the bartender says:
"I'm sorry for your loss" to which the man replies:
"Oh no, both my brothers are fine, I just decided to quit drinking".
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Originally Posted by PMB
Or maybe not. I’m sure you can guess what happened in the end.
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