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  1. #61
    Two jazzers walk into a bar
    One of them struts like a star
    "I think so I am"
    Like Rene D in a jam
    Stop thinking and just play your guitar

    There. For utility.

    David

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    Quote Originally Posted by TruthHertz View Post
    Two jazzers walk into a bar
    One of them struts like a star
    "I think so I am"
    Like Rene D in a jam
    Stop thinking and just play your guitar

    There. For utility.

    David
    For utility: 'Descartes - before you're hoarse!'
    "Each heart vibrates to that iron string."
    Ralph Waldo Emerson
    (who obviously played in Carl Kress tuning)

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    All these puns are making the Engels in heaven cry out for mercy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by grahambop View Post
    I'm running out of philosophers, I Diderot it would be this difficult.
    What? We're just getting Sartred!!


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    Good lord, I'm spending an inordinate amount of time trying to work "Aristotle" into this back-and-forth.

    It's like squishing Plato in your fist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thumpalumpacus View Post
    Good lord, I'm spending an inordinate amount of time trying to work "Aristotle" into this back-and-forth.

    It's like squishing Plato in your fist.
    Where do philosophers find the time? I mean, what do they do all day? They must all be Aristotlecrats.
    "Each heart vibrates to that iron string."
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    Gig, forum, music, words - the medium doesn't seem to matter. You're all just basically taking turns to solo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TKO View Post
    Gig, forum, music, words - the medium doesn't seem to matter. You're all just basically taking turns to solo.
    Now we're Tolkien!
    "Each heart vibrates to that iron string."
    Ralph Waldo Emerson
    (who obviously played in Carl Kress tuning)

  9. #69
    Quote Originally Posted by TKO View Post
    Gig, forum, music, words - the medium doesn't seem to matter. You're all just basically taking turns to solo.
    Being a jazz musician is not just about playing well, you must also learn to Husserl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by grahambop View Post
    Being a jazz musician is not just about playing well, you must also learn to Husserl.
    It helps if you also have a sense of Hume-our.
    "Each heart vibrates to that iron string."
    Ralph Waldo Emerson
    (who obviously played in Carl Kress tuning)

  11. #71
    Quote Originally Posted by destinytot View Post
    Where do philosophers find the time? I mean, what do they do all day? They must all be Aristotlecrats.
    What they Ar is totle nerds.


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    Quote Originally Posted by blille View Post



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    Archimedes was always "the practical one."
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    C'mon guys, don't Holbach!

    (groan...)

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    Orff for a swim - Habermas Locke when I'm Hume from the Boole.
    "Each heart vibrates to that iron string."
    Ralph Waldo Emerson
    (who obviously played in Carl Kress tuning)

  15. #75
    Ok, who's naming their next recording 'Gignetic'? Admit it.. You thought about it Jazz Technobabble

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    Quote Originally Posted by tinfoilsuit View Post
    Ok, who's naming their next recording 'Gignetic'? Admit it.. You thought about it Jazz Technobabble

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    Maybe if it weren't autocorrected to "gigantic". It's hard to sell jazz records already lol




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    Quote Originally Posted by blille View Post
    Maybe if it weren't autocorrected to "gigantic". It's hard to sell jazz records already lol




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    Seriously a nieztsche market.

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    An album called 'Gignetic'? I think someone's Polanyi leg!
    "Each heart vibrates to that iron string."
    Ralph Waldo Emerson
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    Come on people, don't tell me we Rand out of puns!


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    A Burke-lee motto I'd like to see: "The only thing necessary for the triumph of The Eagles is for John Goodman to do nothing."
    "Each heart vibrates to that iron string."
    Ralph Waldo Emerson
    (who obviously played in Carl Kress tuning)

  21. #81
    Quote Originally Posted by blille View Post
    Come on people, don't tell me we Rand out of puns!


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    I'm sure we could Russell up a few more.
    Spiderman needs no fancy suit or gadgets plus he's a jazz guitar fan

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    Sheer pundemonium....
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    A long journey starts with the first step...and although I have long forgotten about my destination I'm still enjoying the journey.


    "I never practice. I just open the guitar case and throw in a piece of meat." (Wes Montgomery)

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    Come on - Spinoza handful more, please!
    "Each heart vibrates to that iron string."
    Ralph Waldo Emerson
    (who obviously played in Carl Kress tuning)

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