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Old 01-10-2012, 01:22 PM
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Lists of Note: 10 Commandments of Guitar Playing
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Ah, the mascara snake, fast 'n' bolbous.
Also a tin teardrop, bolbous also tapered.
That's right!
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Old 01-10-2012, 03:47 PM
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YIKES! It usually takes a $100,00 jazz education to discover the truth that the Captain has provided here for free. Webcor, webcor.
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8. Don't wipe the sweat off your instrument.

You need that stink on there.
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Ah, The Captain was ahead of his time. He left his print on the music scene and taught Zappa how to do crazzeee.
Hair Pie Bake 1 works so well on so many different levels, my favourite tune.


Morris Tepper on guitar, a Telecaster of course!
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Ha ha! I've just realised an ambition of mine.....
Posting up a video of The Captain on a Jazz guitar forum.
Thanks for the prompt NSJ, I can now fade into obscurity.


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Been applying this religiously for years... How come I still can't play no good, huh..? Gettin' kinda sick o' that there cereal bread...
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haha sweet...i have been doing it wrong this whole time
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Ah, the mascara snake, fast 'n' bolbous.
Also a tin teardrop, bolbous also tapered.
That's right!
Uhhhhhhh, What???
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Uhhhhhhh, What???
It's the outro piece from a Beefheart album called 'Trout Mask Replica.'

I guess it's what you could call Surrealist/DaDa/Constructivist poetry.

Some of the lyrics on that album still make me giggle after 30 years of listening.

Lucid tentacles test 'n sleeved
'n joined 'n jointed jade pointed
Diamond back patterns.
Neon meate dream of a octafish.

If you study the syntax of these 2 lines it's jazz baby!

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Old 01-11-2012, 12:26 PM
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Ah, the mascara snake, fast 'n' bolbous.
Also a tin teardrop, bolbous also tapered.
That's right!
The first line is
'A squid eating dough in a polyetheline bag is fast and bolbous, got me?'


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