So, I'm on the phone with someone in India (I think) trying to figure out why my high speed internet access (oops, DSL not DLS) isn't, and he puts me on hold to check on something. The background Muzak is this wistful thing in Eb that makes you feel as if you're lying on a bed of moss under a weeping willow tree beside a meandering brook. I guess it's supposed to have a calming effect on an angry customer. (I wasn't, actually.) Pretty clever!
