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[clarky clarke]

No one had noticed the quartet in the corner but F had sussed the four of them out.
C started rooting in his pocket and pulled out a small note from his wife Grace,reminding him to call and see D at no 9 to and to congratulate his son on coming second in the school harmony race before G7 got there.
Crotchet was trying to sell Quaver a timepiece but he was only willing to offer half the value.
Dot made her point saying he should increase the offer or give it a rest.The bartering turned into an augment when G sharp intervened and Crotchet held Quaver with the tie. Formada separated them insisting on a Pause but it wasn't long before they continued.
Forte the landlady said she didn't mind all the noise but decrescendo said it was to much for her and she was going to sit over by the piano.
Staff looked great and in form apart from a few ledger lines caused by a recent illness, her recovery was all down to a super tonic prescribed by the M.D.
The old major was commenting on the new pub sign when he was rudely interrupted by DS & DC.He had to repeat himself for a second time which annoyed him as it was his first time in the bar.
Hornpipe an old sea salt,and his wife concertina had purchases a new boat not realising it was to big for their present moorings and complaining bitterly about the need to change Quay.
Finale the landlord put an end to the evening by calling last orders and reminding Hornpipe of the severe weather forecast and the need to baton down.

[hot ford coupe]

I sight read this to my wife, Coda and she refrained from dischord. /Hey, what do you call a fish that can get a guitar in tune? A tuner fish. Awk.

[JohnW400]

Q: What do you call a musician that splits up with their significant other?

A: Homeless

[mr. beaumont]

here's a crude one:

what does a hooker do before she starts her shift?

drops her boyfriend and his drums off a band practice.

[Metal Fingers]

...so here goes

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

: you can tuna fish.

(please excuse my non guitar joke)

[Jake Hanlon]

what do you call someone who hangs out with Musicians all day?

A Drummer