My mother says!

[wafer-custom-guitars]

My mother says that if you have to explain how clever you are, you aren’t. Now look, I have fitted all sorts of Pick Up combinations to my guitars, three single coils, four single coils, twin humbuckers with split coils, in series and in parallel etc. etc. So why is it that when I sit down each day to relax and play a guitar, 9 times out of 10, I play switched to a single coil for the most ‘feeling’ tone?? What are all the rest for??

[mr. beaumont]

My mama says you shouldn't disguise self serving means as anything else.

[fep]

My Mother (of invention) says:

"Shut up and play your guitar."

[billkath]

My Mother says (read in an Irish accent) "Would you ever go get a proper job, ya lazy bollix".

[Dark Star]

My mom says to always wear clean underwear because you never know

[zap98]

My step-mother says 'You must always let the other guy win, because it makes him look good, even when he believes he's being sincere.'

My grandmother said "Never listen to your step-mother."

My mother says "wash your teeth and comb your hair"

My friends mother says "Keep away from my daughter!!! unless you can proove otherwise that i like you". She is very unreasonable.

My other mother "Says...if you hit a brick wall, say whatever and comeback and pick up what you left behind."

And Mother Mary said 'Let it be'. In other words whatever.

[docbop]

My mama would tell you to clean your ear son!

[zap98]

A woman once said to me (she might of been a mother or destined for motherhood) said something like clean your ears and listen up. So I did. Then she said don't play your guitar.

How hurtful is that? Not playing the guitar. I'm not even going to talk about the torture that some people in the world go thru, the remote kind on your mind using advanced technology, and frames and setups, but there are other websites that explain this, so take care on that.

Now I like mothers of invention Zappa thing: STFU and I'll play my guitar.

In some way apologies for any conveyance of disrespect.

[Spirit59]

My mama told me, "You'd better shop around!"

[billkath]

Originally Posted by Spirit59

My mama told me, "You'd better shop around!"

My Mamma told me, if I was goody, that should would buy me a rubber dolly

[billkath]

Originally Posted by billkath

My Mamma told me, if I was goody, that should would buy me a rubber dolly

My Mamma told me there'd be days like this. (Is Van "jazz"- I've always wondered?)

[woyvel]

Originally Posted by fep

My Mother (of invention) says:

"Shut up and play your guitar."

+1 x10!

[Dark Star]

My momma done told me (when I was in pigtails) a woman will sweet talk